Farting

The new things are almost always successful to attract the envious eyes  of a mass. Every seconds millions of things are discovered to amaze the viewers. Be it in the field of science and technology, astronomy, wild life or any other field out there in the world. It is equally true for the world of food technology, processing and making of them (these sophisticated terms were used intentionally to attract the mind of coy readers), and they (new taste and smell) are  equally good to tease the taste buds and irritate the olfactory neurons or sometimes to force to wake people even from the dead as do the century old secrets of making tasty and of course smelly (Whack!)foods though we don't use perfumes to fumigate our food (I overheard some foreigners (white people)! in USA claiming southasian food; indian and probably nepali food contains variety of perfumes :).

Recently, I discovered a new taste which can be found in any variety of food out there. I was amazed with this extra-ordinary discovery. I pray that nobody would discover this. I want to be the first and last to discover this taste, smell and colour of the food. I want Noble prize for this sub-ordinary discovery. It can be made in any food items. Your tea, coffee, sugar, salts, rice, potato, chicken, mutton and others, just you name it. You can add this extra flavour and the mind boggling taste and you will remember for years and possibly for generations to come. It has very peculiar taste of burning coal. When you put rice to oven for approximately 45 minutes with little water to make sure it completely swell and roast to COAL, you can further make sure to burn that to ashes by deviating your concentration on either facebooking or watching HOW IT IS MADE channel. Sometimes they simply do wonderful job. As for example you can put sausage to micro-oven for 5 minutes only and you will get the charcoal sausage and its so easy, I didn't know it previously. The only technique that I used to make these delicious dishes is appropriate use of time. The more time you use to cook them the more delicious it becomes.   नेपाली मा डडाउने भनचन। जति डडायो तेती रम्रो।

From the health point of view food cooked by this technique is further added with many advantages. You will not eat much so it is beneficial in maintaining your body weight and you will become lean as if somebody has asked to go for jogging when food is made to ready preventing its consumption. You can enjoy the musical sound at night if you got any opportunity to share the room together. A variety of octaves can be heard with intense joy, sometime they can even help you maintain wakefulness through out the night. The musical sound can be converted into variety of sounds depending upon the mimicry ability of the LIPS and the intensity, on the force of contraction of abdominal musculatures.
Further, different modification can be made with change of one's position. Sometimes this sound may accompany different sound called snoring.Beware, some are extremely intelligent to fool you by producing those two sounds synchronously, so sometimes you are victimised to suffocation without your preparation for appropriate preventive measure like fleeing away, use of double mask or use of clipper or rubber cork (Just guess what are you going to do with those clippers or corks!). These sounds may create room very romantic, musical and the persons alert.

There are great potential of these sounds to be used in different scenarios. If we can harvest the energy of these sounds and of course smell it can be used against unwanted invaders in the room, for example. Also to terrorise the potential enemy around. The gases can be collected with the use of special type of pipelines! and can be used as tear gas, anaesthetics or even sometimes to revert the anaesthesia. The writer has heard that the gas was once tired to wake the people who passed out. Due to the PERFUMES we use during cooking process, the gas has (of some only) that perfuming quality when it comes out but the story is different when it mixes with the content of the tunnel downstairs.

If we, the people who want to explore the world with eccentricity and potential to be a people as mentioned above or who wants to pursue career in above mentioned field, can form a community, we would definitely make a world better! place to live in. We can help community supplying gases to cook food! (a subject of research), Olfacto gas (Name is coined because the gas has direct and severe effect on Olfactory neurons) to Arm Forces, to repell the enemy because it has (of some selected!) abominable fumigation property.

I hope we will further explore the world around the next time.

Enjoy Reading :)